October 20, 2005 - Not just another pretty faceThe Suffolk Times • October 20, 2005. 13A
This is a five - inch -long young toadfish. Fully grown it will get to over a foot long. Toadfish are creatures of our shallow bays and creeks. The one word that
describes them best is 'ugly.'
Not just another pretty face
WHEN WE WERE KIDS there wasn't
much that we thought we couldn't
do; at least that's what we believed.
We'd prove it by diving off the high-
est boat or the biggest bridge. We'd
see who could stay under water the
longest, who could swim
underwater the farthest.
When we went fishing, we
always caught the biggest ON
fish, at least that was the
story told to those who
would listen. You name it,
and we'd be there to prove
to everyone our manhood
or something like that. I'm
sure many of you went
through the same kind of shenani-
gans. To this day, I'm not sure just
what it was we were trying to prove;
looking back, I guess it was all to
give the impression that we were no
longer little kids.
But then one day when we went
fishing we all lost our credibility
as being the toughest, the bravest
and the best. We watched in horror
as someone brought aboard a big,
croaking toadfish. We usually could
handle our fish, grab hold of it and
get the hook out. Why, we could even
tackle a big, old, slimy eel, although
they took a bit more time.
This was something strange and
gruesome. It had a huge, wide mouth,
a flat head, a row of glistening, sharp
teeth just inside that big, whiskered
mouth, and those big, protruding
eyes; they seemed to tell us this mon-
ster that just trawled out of a horror
movie would get us if we fooled with
him.
As we watched in horror, someone
said in a sheepish voice, "Who's go-
ing to take the hook out of that slimy
thing?" A dead, eerie silence took
over the boat. No one was going near
that thing. Someone poked it with an
oar. It grunted and went into a series
of tail wagging and more grunting,
all of which reinforced our position
of "No way are any of us
going to even get near that
thing!" And that was how I
was introduced to our na-
tive toadfish.
We solved the problem,
although the solution was
never discussed with any-
one outside our inner cir-
cle. We simply cut the fish
line, leaving the hook still
imbedded in that monster's mouth,
and dropped it overboard. Funny,
no one ever brought up the subject
again.
As time went by and we all real-
ized there was no need to play the
game of being the best, I started to
become better acquainted with Mr.
Toadfish. When I went crabbing in
our creeks, I'd meet up with his kind
in an old rusty tin can, where you
saw only part of him; the rest of him
was inside the nest — we hardly ever
saw his whole, camouflaged body,
which was often covered with sedi-
ment to blend in with the silted bot-
tom.
In those early days before our
creeks were dredged, I spent lots
of time wading with my crab net
ready for Mr. Blue Claw. Like oth-
ers, I knew the favorite spots to get
crabs, and there was even a special
spot where you would find soft crabs.
These soft crabs got a special place
in the washtub I pulled behind me.
The softies would be covered with
seaweed to keep them moist and
away from those thrashing claws of
the hard crabs.
It was on those crabbing ventures
that I'd spot Mr. Toadfish at the
mouth of his den. Sometimes I'd
find him tucked away under an old,
waterlogged plank, or some rock or
other debris. Later on I'd find out his
hiding place, where only the two big,
bulging eyes could be seen. It was
Focus
NATURE
by Paul
Stoutenburgh
Catch
Paul Stoutenburgh
every week in
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NEWSPAPERS.
here he patiently waited in ambush
for some unsuspecting killie or small
crab to pass by. Then with one quick
gulp, the mouth would open and
close on the victim like a snap trap.
I also found out that these hide-
aways were used by the female to
lay her big, quarter -inch egg, which
she attached to the sides of the den.
Once the hundred or so eggs were
secure, the female toadfish would
leave the maternity ward to Mr. Toad-
fish to care for. It's during this time
of "bringing up
baby" that Mr. This was
Toadfish is most
aggressive and something
could be a prob- Strange and
lem if bare feet gruesome.
come too close to
his hiding place.
I mentioned that when we as kids
caught a toadfish it made a grunting
sound; this ability to make sounds
is also used by the male to attract
a female during the mating season.
People living on boats have reported
hearing toadfish calls so loud that
they had to move.
These, and I must say ugly -look-
ing, fish are found from Maine to the
West Indies all along our Atlantic
seaboard. Usually they are found in
shallow water, which accounts for
why we see them occasionally right
here in our creeks. Probably the time
most people come in contact with
the toadfish is when they go fishing.
Always looking for a meal, the toad-
fish will eat just about anything that
fits in its mouth, including the fisher-
man's bait.They are devilish things
to get off your hook and probably,
just as we kids did way back when,
the fisherman merely cuts the hook
off and throws the toadfish back in,
hook and all.
Scientists have found there are
certain parts of our ear that are simi-
lar to the ear of the toadfish. Know-
ing this, the scientific community
was anxious to study the toadfish in
space, so NASA took two of Woods
Hole's toadfish to go along on John
Glenn's historic return to space.
Hopefully, through experiments
aboard the space ship and back at
Woods Hole, scientists will be able to
study problems of motion sickness,
balance, equilibrium and others. So
you see that as much as we dislike
the looks and actions of our toadfish,
they perhaps will help us all in the
future.
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This is a five - inch -long young toadfish. Fully grown it will get to over a foot long. Toadfish are creatures of our shallow bays and creeks. The one word that
describes them best is 'ugly.'
Not just another pretty face
WHEN WE WERE KIDS there wasn't
much that we thought we couldn't
do; at least that's what we believed.
We'd prove it by diving off the high-
est boat or the biggest bridge. We'd
see who could stay under water the
longest, who could swim
underwater the farthest.
When we went fishing, we
always caught the biggest ON
fish, at least that was the
story told to those who
would listen. You name it,
and we'd be there to prove
to everyone our manhood
or something like that. I'm
sure many of you went
through the same kind of shenani-
gans. To this day, I'm not sure just
what it was we were trying to prove;
looking back, I guess it was all to
give the impression that we were no
longer little kids.
But then one day when we went
fishing we all lost our credibility
as being the toughest, the bravest
and the best. We watched in horror
as someone brought aboard a big,
croaking toadfish. We usually could
handle our fish, grab hold of it and
get the hook out. Why, we could even
tackle a big, old, slimy eel, although
they took a bit more time.
This was something strange and
gruesome. It had a huge, wide mouth,
a flat head, a row of glistening, sharp
teeth just inside that big, whiskered
mouth, and those big, protruding
eyes; they seemed to tell us this mon-
ster that just trawled out of a horror
movie would get us if we fooled with
him.
As we watched in horror, someone
said in a sheepish voice, "Who's go-
ing to take the hook out of that slimy
thing?" A dead, eerie silence took
over the boat. No one was going near
that thing. Someone poked it with an
oar. It grunted and went into a series
of tail wagging and more grunting,
all of which reinforced our position
of "No way are any of us
going to even get near that
thing!" And that was how I
was introduced to our na-
tive toadfish.
We solved the problem,
although the solution was
never discussed with any-
one outside our inner cir-
cle. We simply cut the fish
line, leaving the hook still
imbedded in that monster's mouth,
and dropped it overboard. Funny,
no one ever brought up the subject
again.
As time went by and we all real-
ized there was no need to play the
game of being the best, I started to
become better acquainted with Mr.
Toadfish. When I went crabbing in
our creeks, I'd meet up with his kind
in an old rusty tin can, where you
saw only part of him; the rest of him
was inside the nest — we hardly ever
saw his whole, camouflaged body,
which was often covered with sedi-
ment to blend in with the silted bot-
tom.
In those early days before our
creeks were dredged, I spent lots
of time wading with my crab net
ready for Mr. Blue Claw. Like oth-
ers, I knew the favorite spots to get
crabs, and there was even a special
spot where you would find soft crabs.
These soft crabs got a special place
in the washtub I pulled behind me.
The softies would be covered with
seaweed to keep them moist and
away from those thrashing claws of
the hard crabs.
It was on those crabbing ventures
that I'd spot Mr. Toadfish at the
mouth of his den. Sometimes I'd
find him tucked away under an old,
waterlogged plank, or some rock or
other debris. Later on I'd find out his
hiding place, where only the two big,
bulging eyes could be seen. It was
Focus
NATURE
by Paul
Stoutenburgh
Catch
Paul Stoutenburgh
every week in
TIMES /REVIEW
NEWSPAPERS.
here he patiently waited in ambush
for some unsuspecting killie or small
crab to pass by. Then with one quick
gulp, the mouth would open and
close on the victim like a snap trap.
I also found out that these hide-
aways were used by the female to
lay her big, quarter -inch egg, which
she attached to the sides of the den.
Once the hundred or so eggs were
secure, the female toadfish would
leave the maternity ward to Mr. Toad-
fish to care for. It's during this time
of "bringing up
baby" that Mr. This was
Toadfish is most
aggressive and something
could be a prob- Strange and
lem if bare feet gruesome.
come too close to
his hiding place.
I mentioned that when we as kids
caught a toadfish it made a grunting
sound; this ability to make sounds
is also used by the male to attract
a female during the mating season.
People living on boats have reported
hearing toadfish calls so loud that
they had to move.
These, and I must say ugly -look-
ing, fish are found from Maine to the
West Indies all along our Atlantic
seaboard. Usually they are found in
shallow water, which accounts for
why we see them occasionally right
here in our creeks. Probably the time
most people come in contact with
the toadfish is when they go fishing.
Always looking for a meal, the toad-
fish will eat just about anything that
fits in its mouth, including the fisher-
man's bait.They are devilish things
to get off your hook and probably,
just as we kids did way back when,
the fisherman merely cuts the hook
off and throws the toadfish back in,
hook and all.
Scientists have found there are
certain parts of our ear that are simi-
lar to the ear of the toadfish. Know-
ing this, the scientific community
was anxious to study the toadfish in
space, so NASA took two of Woods
Hole's toadfish to go along on John
Glenn's historic return to space.
Hopefully, through experiments
aboard the space ship and back at
Woods Hole, scientists will be able to
study problems of motion sickness,
balance, equilibrium and others. So
you see that as much as we dislike
the looks and actions of our toadfish,
they perhaps will help us all in the
future.
CALVERTON FUEL OIL
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• Automatic Delivery
• Kerosene
Ca" for prices . Diesel Fuel
• Discounts for Large
Quantities
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WHEN WE WERE KIDS there wasn'
much that we thought we couldn't
do; at least that's what we believed.
We'd prove it by diving off the high-
est boat or the biggest bridge. We'd
see .who could stay under water the
longest, who could swim
underwater the farthest.
When we went fishing, we
always caught the biggest
fish, at least that was the
story told to those who
would listen. You name it,
and we'd be there to prove
to everyone our manhood
or something like that. I'm
sure many of you went
through the same kind of shenani-
gans. To this day, I'm not sure just
what it was we were trying to prove;
looking back, I guess it was all to
give the impression that we were no
longer little kids.
But then one day when we went
fishing we all lost our credibility
as being the toughest, the bravest
and the best. We watched in horror
as someone brought aboard a big,
croaking toadfish. We usually could
handle our fish, grab hold of it and
get the hook out. Why, we could even
tackle a big, old, slimy eel, although
they took a bit more time.
This was something strange and
gruesome. It had a huge, wide mouth,
a flat head, a row of glistening, sharp
teeth just inside that big, whiskered
mouth, and those big, protruding
eyes; they seemed to-tell us this mon-
ster that just crawled out of a horror
movie would get us if we fooled with
him.
As we watched in horror, someone
said in a sheepish voice, "Who's go-
ine to take the hook out of that slimv
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This is a five - inch -long young toadfish. Fully grown it will get to over a foot I
thing ? "A dead, eerie silence took
over the boat. No one was going new
that thing. Someone poked it with an
oar. It grunted and went into a series
of tail wagging and more grunting,
all of which reinforced our position
of "No way are any of us
going to even get near that
Focus thing!" And that was how I
,N was introduced to our na-
tive toadfish.
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although the solution was
by Paul never discussed with any -
Stoutenburgh one outside our inner cir-
cle. We simply cut the fish
line, leaving the hook still
imbedded in that monster's mouth,
and dropped it overboard. Funny,
no one ever brought up the subject
again.
As time went by and we all real-
ized there was no need to play the
game of being the best, I started to
become better acquainted with Mr.
Toadfish. When I went crabbing in
our creeks, I'd meet up with his kind
in an old rusty tin can, where you
saw only part of him; the rest of him
was inside the nest = we hardly ever
saw his whole, camouflaged body,
which was often covered with sedi-
ment to blend in with the silted bot-
tom.
In those early days before our
creeks were dredged, I spent lots
of time wading with my crab net
ready for Mr. Blue Claw. Like oth-
ers, I knew the favorite spots to get
crabs, and there was even a special
spot where you would find soft crabs.
These soft crabs got a special place
in the washtub I pulled behind me.
The softies would be covered with
seaweed to keep them moist and
away from those thrashing claws of
the hard crabs.
It was on those crabbing ventures
that I'd spot Mr. Toadfish at the
mouth of his den. Sometimes I'd
find him tucked away under an old,
waterlogged plank, or some rock or
other debris. Later on I'd find out his
hiding place, where only the two big,
bulging eyes could be seen. It. was
here he patiently waited in ambush
for some unsuspecting killie or small
crab to pass by. Then with one quick
gulp, the mouth would open and
close on the victim like a snap trap.
I also found out that these hide-
aways were used by the female to
lay her big, quarter -inch egg, which
she attached to the sides of the den.
Once the hundred or so eggs were
secure, the female toadfish would
leave the maternity ward to Mr. Toad-
fish to care for. It's during this time
of "bringing up
baby" that Mr. This Was
Toadfish is most
aggressive and , something
could be a prob- strange and
lem if bare feet
come too close to gruesome.
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Toadfish are creatures of our shallow bays and creeks. The one word that
them best is ugly.'
mentnonea .tnat wnen we as xicis
caught a toadfish it made a grunting
sound; this ability to make sounds
is also used by the male to attract
a female during the mating season.
People living on boats have reported
hearing toadfish calls so loud that
they had to move.
These, and I must say ugly -look-
ing, fish are found from Maine to the
West Indies all along our Atlantic
seaboard. Usually they are found in
shallow water, which accounts for
why we see them occasionally right
here in our creeks. Probably the time
most people come in contact with
the toadfish is when they go fishing.
Always looking for a meal, the toad-
fish will eat just about anything that
fits in its mouth, including the fisher-
man's bait. They are devilish things
to get off your hook and probably,
just as we kids did way back when,
the fisherman merely cuts the hook
off and throws the toadfish back in,
hook and all.
Scientists have found there are
certain parts of our ear that are simi-
lar to the ear of the toadfish. Know-
ing this, the scientific community
was anxious to study the toadfish in
space, so NASA took two of Woods
Hole's toadfish to go along on John
Glenn's historic return to space.
Hopefully, through experiments
aboard the space ship and back at
Woods Hole, scientists will be able to
study problems of motion sickness,
balance, equilibrium and others. So
you see that as much as we dislike
the looks and acti6t.s of our toadfish,
they perhaps will help us all in the